[mouse squeaks]
[penguins chirp]
[all cheering]
[screeches]
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ lt's Adventure Time ♪
FlNN: Jake! Jake!
Jake? Hmm.
[sour notes playing]
JAKE: [groans]
Huh?
[screaming]
[blubbering]
[grunts] That sounded horrible, man!
l don't know how to play.
Exactly!
[viola tuning]
[shouting in distance]
Huh? Let's go.
Oh, wait up.
l got to finish tuning my viola.
Soft People, why are you all in a tizzy?
The Gut Grinder --
he's back!
The Gut Grinder?
Yes, the Gut Grinder is a gold-eating monster.
ln the past, the soft people of this village
enjoyed piling our gold in the center of town
and dancing wildly around it.
lt was awesome!
[chuckles]
But then the Gut Grinder came and stole our pile of gold.
So we adapted and learned how to hide our gold
using a big cup.
And it worked!
The Gut Grinder didn't come back.
But recently, and admittedly it was probably a bad idea,
we took our gold out from under the cup,
and we put it in the center of town...
[chuckles]
'cause -- 'cause we really like dancing around it.
But, boy, oh, boy, was that a mistake.
You know what happened?
Uh, it came back and ate all your gold?
[crying] Yes. Oh, yes.
Aw, don't cry, soft old man.
l'll find this monster and bring peace to this village.
l swear!
Swear to what?
l swear to justice!
Wow!
He swears to justice.
Okay, so, what does he look like?
Oh, it's so scary.
We usually close our eyes and go wee-wee
when he attacks.
But he left this footprint.
[thudding]
What?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
[shudders]
His paw matches the footprint.
[indistinct shouting]
l'm so scared!
l'm gonna go wee-wee!
Whoa! No, no, no, no, no!
Calm down, everybody.
This is my friend -- Jake the dog.
Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah. l almost wee-weed.
Wait.
You were gonna wee-wee if l was the Gut Grinder?
Oh, yeah.
We're terrified of him.
Then l am the Gut Grinder!
l'm gonna wee-wee!
[crying]
[both laughing]
That guy wee-wees weird.
l'm just kidding, everybody.
l'm not the Gut Grinder.
l'm... Jake the dog.
Whoo-hoo!
Kawaii.
He's just a cute, little dog.
- Hey, l'm not cute! - Doggy!
- Huh? - Pet, pet, pet.
[giggles]
Uh... Oh. Mmm.
[chuckles]
[purring]
- [scoffs] - What?!
l didn't say anything.
People of the village of soft people --
l, Finn, and my buddy Jake
will find this monstrous monster and slay it!
[all cheering]
Come on! Let's go, Jake!
[sighing]
What?! No!
[groans]
Bye-bye, doggy.
Bye, Soft Village.
Hey, Finn, my feet fit these prints pretty well.
Hmm, what if l really am the Gut Grinder?
[chuckles]
Dude, your paws will fit anything.
[laughs]
That is true!
Check this out.
''l'm Finn the human,
and l stink at viola.''
''l'm just a dog, and l put my nose in poop.''
There's a lot of interesting smells in poop.
Huh?
[shouting in distance]
Hey, Cube People, what's going on here?
The Gut Grinder stormed into our village
and ate all of our gold.
Wait. What happened?
ALL: Aah! The Gut Grinder!
Whoa! No, no, no!
He's not the Gut Grinder. He's my friend.
We saw the Gut Grinder, and he looks exactly like him!
[laughs nervously]
That -- that's ridiculous.
Jake, back to your normal size!
Oh, yeah.
[humming]
♪ l am not the Gut Grinder ♪
♪ Ooh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
Aww, he's just a cute, little dog.
Hey, y'all are the ones who are cute!
l'm hot!
Aww, look. He's all mad.
Even cuter.
[growls]
So cute! Oh, so cute!
l'm not cute!
l'm -- ooh!
We are also seeking the Gut Grinder.
Me and my friend Jake will find it and slay it.
Tell us what he looked like.
Exactly like him, but bigger.
[purring]
[barking]
Huh. Which way did he go?
Jake! Hey, come on!
- What? Where am l? - Thanks, guys!
l'm not cute. l'll mess you up.
Uh, Finn,
w-what if l am the Gut Grinder?
What?!
What if l'm, like, stealing gold in my sleep?
You can't be stealing gold in your sleep.
l watch you while you sleep.
What? Yo, Finn, that is creepy, man.
l can't help it. l take pictures.
Well, when do you sleep?
Justice never sleeps.
Well, there's got to be a time
when you're not watching me --
that -- l-l might be stealing gold unconsciously.
You are not the Gut Grinder!
[alarm blaring]
City in danger. City in danger.
Let's go! Oh, wait.
What if these guys think you're the Gut Grinder?
Hmm.
[snaps fingers] Aha!
Got the perfect thing for you!
Groucho glasses.
l love it!
[smooches]
Launch in 3... 2... 1 !
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
[all chattering]
Oh, man. These people are a mess.
Halt! ldentify yourselves immediately.
l am Finn the hero!
l'm Groucho.
We're on a mission to catch the Gut Grinder.
[gasps]
l am the mayor of this village.
Our gold has just been stolen
by the very monster you speak of.
[grunts] l hereby vow to catch that thief
and bring your gold back.
Our people thank you.
l present to you this photo of the Gut Grinder
to help in your mission.
Oh, thanks.
What? Finn, it's me.
Well, duh, it looks like you.
We already knew that.
lt's just one of those weird coincidences,
like how my belly button looks like your face.
Yeah, l-l know you think it does, Finn,
but this is different.
l'm scared, Finn.
Jake, stop it!
[groaning]
What? Oh, it's the Gut Grinder!
[indistinct shouting]
No, no, no, no, no! He's not the Gut Grinder.
l swear on my good name and justice
and Jake's cute face.
His face is weird.
The truth is obvious.
Your friend is the Gut Grinder!
No!
You are under arrest for stealing our gold.
l'll get you out of here -- somehow.
No, Finn. l belong behind bars.
Look at the evidence.
l really am the Gut Grinder.
Buddy, listen to me.
You've been my best friend for as long as l can remember.
That's enough evidence to prove to me
that you're not a monster.
Then why am l in jail?
Only Gut Grinders go to jail.
l'm in jail, and l'm not the Gut Grinder.
[moaning]
l'm here for the free grub!
[cackling]
Huh? Wait! l got an idea!
[cackling stops]
Hey, Gut Grinder, l got some gold here that you missed!
[echoing] Come and get it!
Huh? - [squeaks]
Whoa. You're the Gut Grinder?
[growling]
[laughing]
Oh, Gut Grinder.
Huh? [growls]
You're a little cutesy.
Little cutesy wutesy.
[thinking] Am l the Gut Grinder?
All the clues fit.
l must be the Gut Grinder.
And l want gold!
[growls]
[yelps]
Woo-hoo! Yeah! We got him!
Thanks for saving me, Jake.
[growls]
l'm not Jake!
l'm the Gut Grinder!
Now give me that gold tooth!
What? Jake?
Whoa!
Whoa.
[growls]
Now give me that tooth!
lf l give you this stupid tooth,
will you stop being a crazy jerk?!
[laughing evilly]
Uh, what the -- Jake,
you never turn into a monster when l want you to.
lt's always ''not now, Finn. l have a headache.''
Oh, Jake,
your viola is all l have now.
[sour notes playing]
Huh?
Stay away from my viola.
You remember your viola!
l also remember that you stink hard at playing it!
And dookie is radical, man!
l don't care what anyone says!
Wow. Huh?
What?! Where am l?!
Finn, is that you?!
Who else would it be, baby?
Phew! Guess l went nuts.
You are so crazy, man.
Like -- like actually crazy.
[belches, laughs]
lt's good to have you back.
lt's good to have you pat my back.
Man, if l'd known you were so easily manipulated,
l would have eaten more of your ice cream.
Cut it out!
[laughs]
Cut open the Gut Grinder's belly!
Let's get our gold back.
What the? What the?
Sharon, what are you doing in the Gut Grinder?
That's the mayor's wife!
That's not the mayor's wife.
And the Gut Grinder's skin is not skin at all.
lt's cloth.
Sharon, have you been sewing?!
Yes, Cameron!
l've been stealing gold.
Why, Sharon?!
Because l like to buy things, Cameron!
l like to shop!
And l dressed up like Jake because l think he's hot!
ALL: [gasp]
You have been a naughty girl, Sharon.
Guards, throw my wife in jail!
Finn and Jake,
thank you for saving my spiky village.
No problem, mayor.
Now give us a hug.
[laughter]
No! Don't do that! Don't hug us.
JAKE: Ow! Hey!
Don't touch us!
[screaming] Ow!
[growls]
Last chance, Swamp Giant.
Tell us where you hid the Miniqueen.
Never!
ALL: [screaming]
[squealing]
Huh?
[squealing]
Hi, Miniqueen.
Jake, l've got her!
Then hold my hand, dude.
[groans]
My inflatable Angel.
[chuckles]
How's the Miniqueen?
[squeals]
l don't know.
Can't understand a word she says.
Aww. My pleasure, ma'am.
l just like beating up evil.
[squeals] - Okay.
Didn't catch any of that either.
[squeals]
[sniffs]
Miniqueen must have stepped in something funky.
[sniffs]
No, it's not tiny feet l'm smelling.
This way!
[sniffing]
[snorts] Whoa!
What?
Do you know whose sword this is?
This is the sword of Billy!
Billy?!
BOTH: ♪ Billy ♪
Nothung!
♪ Who's the greatest warrior ever ♪
♪ A hero of renown ♪
♪ Who slayed an evil ocean ♪
♪ Who cast the lich King down? ♪
♪ Billy! ♪
♪ And that time the evil firecount ♪
♪ Captured a damsel fair ♪
♪ Who saved her with such bravery ♪
♪ That she offered him her hair? ♪
♪ Billy! ♪
♪ Also, he fought a bear ♪
Oh, yeah, that was the most mathematical thing ever!
Yeah, he fought a bear.
This is so cool.
BOTH: Whoa!
lt's Billy's legendary crack.
[both gasp]
Uh, hello.
lt's him, it's him!
l know, l know. Be cool.
Yeah, it's me.
Man, l'm such a huge nerd for you.
Please take us on as hero apprentices.
What for?
So that we can learn to kick evil's butt, just like you.
l want to be the dog version of you.
Aw, that would be a waste of time.
[chuckles] Yeah.
l'm a little paunchy.
But l could do some sit-ups.
No, l was talking about beating up monsters.
lt's as pointless as a dog chasing his own tail.
[scoffs]
See, that's where you're wrong, 'cause watch.
Ah, ah, ah.
What do you mean, pointless?
We just saved the Miniqueen from a monster.
Do you know where she is right now?
She's probably being eaten by a different monster.
She's probably dead.
[gasps]
ln my youth, l was much like you --
motivated, headstrong, wore a silly little outfit.
Even had a matching dog.
l'm gonna pass out.
All my life, l've beaten on evil creatures.
[sighs]
But new evil keeps popping up.
Kicking their butts was a hopeless effort.
What other way is there?
Nonviolently.
Help people by being active in your community.
Nonviolently?
[sighs]
l got to try being nonviolent.
The Billy way!
Me, too!
Billy, l won't let you down.
l love you, Billy!
l got a secret crush on you, Billy!
[both screaming]
Pbht!
This is gonna be tough, Jake.
l'll have to suppress my every warrior instinct.
Relax.
lt'll be easy not to beat up on monsters and still help people.
Help! Help! A monster!
[breathing heavily]
Ohh! Aah!
Oh, thank goodness -- heroes.
l'm being chased by a horrible dragon!
Please, please, help!
Oh, uh...
Oh.
Act quickly!
He's almost upon us!
Sorry, we don't beat stuff up anymore.
No, but, please!
[sputtering]
Dude, we got to do something to help him.
l could teach him how to not be such a spaz.
Hey, Mister, besides being chased by a monster, what else is wrong?
Well, l've been running all day.
l guess l'm pretty hungry.
Say no more!
Come on, Finn.
Where are you going?!
To make you something to eat!
Aah! No! Help!
l still feel weird about not fighting off that dragon.
Trust me, this is a way better way to help him.
Gruel! Get your free gruel!
What's this all about?
Free gruel, ma'am.
l can't beat monster butts, but l can beat your hungry guts.
That's for sure.
[laughs]
[slurps]
l didn't throw up.
This gruel is very adequate.
Yeah!
[all slurping]
This is great, Jake!
Yeah, we're really helping people.
Whoa, look who it is.
Dude, you're alive!
No thanks to you two!
That dragon chased me for two days!
And then l was lost for, uh, three days, and then l fell
under a spell of a beautiful enchantress for, uh, a week?
So that's two plus three...
plus a week --
Shh. Dude, gruel.
Oh, thank you.
[slurps]
[laughs]
[slurping continues]
[laughs] Hmm?
Aah! What's happening?!
Huh?
Oh, that's probably the stone-skin potion l added to the recipe.
lt gives your body the power to grow armor.
What? Uh? [gasps]
[grunts] Oh! Aah!
Dude, how much of that potion did you use?
[indistinct shouting]
Aah!
My tummy is breathing fire!
Geez, l thought people would like that.
Why?!
Why would anyone want that?!
So you can defend against evil monsters!
You're supposed to beat up monsters so we don't have to defend ourselves!
No, see, l'm helping you nonviolently.
Helping?!
l can't even move my hands!
l'm a Cobbler!
How am l supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitts?!
So, the village needs the help of a new cobbler, eh?
BOTH: Hmm.
What?! No!
All right, we're cobblers!
No, you're not!
You're just watching my shop while l go to the dermatologist!
And don't try to cobble anything!
What does ''Cobble'' mean, anyway?
l think it has something to do with shoes.
Excuse me. Can you help me?
l need a broken heel fixed.
l'm going to a fancy funeral.
Of course l'll help!
There! Hwah!
Pkow!
Ah!
[shing!] [gasps]
Now you can fight off evil if it shows up at the funeral.
You fix that shoe with a magic nail?
Maybe.
Whoa! Cool!
l cannot go to the funeral in these!
Hey, everyone!
l'm back from the doctor!
Uh, why?!
And l'm not supposed to bring a guest!
Get out!
Apparently, l suck at being nonviolent.
Dude, sucking at something is the first step
towards being sort of good at something.
You and l are like little baby Billys right now,
and we're ''sucking'' on our first bottle of nonviolent milk.
[sighs] Totes.
l'll stop ''Pooping my diaper.''
Whoa, what?!
Help! l need medical help!
Medical help? Hmm.
How can we help?
l want surgery to make my body hot.
Yikes.
Yeah, l know l'm already pretty smokin',
but l bought this swimsuit,
so l need a swimsuit body.
[whistles]
You up for some serious plastic surgery?
Oh, yeah, this bod is hot and powerful!
Huh? Oh, what.
Whoa! Aah!
Dude, did you use a magic nail again?
l've got three left!
[moans]
What did you do to me?!
We transformed you into a cyborg fighter!
That's hot, right?
No one thinks this look is hot!
Oh, my laces, you're the most beautiful -- aah!
[tire squealing]
[screams]
[screaming]
- Jake? - Yeah?
l think us not being violent is hurting people.
Man, Billy is gonna be so bummed out.
Not if we run away, Finn.
We'll have to live in halfway homes and be cannibals, but we'll survive.
l just want to sit here and moan.
Then l'll moan with you, buddy.
[moaning] Thanks, buddy.
[moaning] You're welcome.
Aah! Aah! Help me!
[laughs evilly] Relax!
[laughs evilly]
l'm just gonna grlnd you up!
[screaming]
Oh, man, this grass bag again?!
Hey, evil-doer, um, can you keep your evil-doing quiet?
Finn is dealing with some heavy stuff over here.
lt's not evil!
When they get this old, they want to be ground up!
[chuckles evilly]
Right, you old bat?
- Help! - Right?!
[gasps]
[groans]
[screams] Huh?
A fist raised in righteous anger?
Oh, no, it's my fist!
l've got to think of a way to save this old lady without
punching this guy in the face!
Hmm.
Yeah, you want to get ground up, right?!
- Wrong! - Ow!
[grunts]
[moans]
l couldn't think of anything.
[gasps] Poop!
l saved her with violence!
What's your huff, son?
The greatest hero in the world told me to help people without being violent,
and l promised l would do that and not let him down.
But l did let him down.
Stuff and nonsense!
You sure helped this old gal out, and you did it wlth violence.
Like a true hero, you were born to punch evil creatures.
Ohh!
Just like l was born to be an old lady.
Don't deny your rowdy nature, Paladins.
[beat boxing]
And don't take advice from old people.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah!
That old lady has a point!
Wait, didn't she say not to take advice from old p--
lt's all so clear to me!
Back to the cave of Billy!
Yeah!
lt's us again!
And we've got exciting news!
l don't -- l don't want to buy anything!
Billy, an old lady told me that l shouldn't listen to you
because you're old -- also,
that l should do what l was born to do, which is kicking buns.
Don't you see how pointless it is?
You know what's probably happening to that old lady right now?
She's probably dead!
She's right here.
Hello! [gasps]
We saved her, Billy.
You saved her.
l saved her, Billy.
l saved her using violence, and that's not a bad thing, Billy.
This old lady is alive because of these!
And look how happy she is, man.
She's elated!
Hmm, perhaps you're right.
Oh! Oh! Ugh!
lt's -- it's as if your words are filling a void in my very being.
You want to watch?
[gasps] Whoa!
[tendons squishing]
[heart beating]
Nothung!
Finn and Jake, truly, you are my heroes.
[both giggling]
Now you're freaking me out.
[both laughing]
We're his heroes!
[beat boxing]
Huh. Hello.
[laughs]
l love you, Billy!
Get out of here!
[both laughing]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪